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Jimmy Fallon

Punchlines: ‘Bachelorette’ winners, losers

USA TODAY
Jimmy Fallon

The 11th season of “The Bachelorette” ended Monday with Kaitlyn Bristowe picking Shawn Booth. The couple are engaged and are making plans for a life together. But describing Booth as the “winner” doesn’t quite seem right. Seth Meyers joked that it’s not the best way to tell the story of how you met your fiancée: “I won her on a game show.” And what about runner-up Nick Viall? It’s the second time he made it to the finale and was cut. Find out what the other comics thought about who really won in this webisode of Punchlines.

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