Vladimir Putin, you hockey puck

Robert Robb

opinion columnist

One of Donald Trump’s appeals is supposedly the insults he hurls with abandon.

I don’t get it, but if we want an insulter-in-chief, we shouldn’t settle for the second-rate Trump. His insults are repetitive and uncreative.

If insults are what we want, we should aim higher. Indeed, why not the best in the business?

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States … Don Rickles!