Punchlines: Let the Thanksgiving madness begin!

Quick, if you had to choose a 2016 presidential candidate to invite to your Thanksgiving Day dinner, who would it be? Late-night comic Jimmy Fallon breaks down the responses of a recent survey in which none of the candidates really came out on top.

And if you're planning on shopping this Black Friday (which really starts on Thanksgiving Thursday), Seth Meyers suggests the perfect Christmas gift for the family member who has everything (side note: the gift is bacon flavored, so pray they actually don't have a dog).

Jimmy Kimmel also demonstrates the perils of drone technology for your holiday table.

Take a look at some of our favorite holiday jokes from last night's late-night lineup, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right.  Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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